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Post by dreamy on Dec 1, 2007 2:23:35 GMT 10
A small zoo in Alabama, obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was in heat.
To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition.
Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist."
Once again it was agreed.
4. And last, Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week, to come up with the $500.00."
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Post by mollymorreen on Feb 27, 2008 5:06:32 GMT 10
Here are some Southern Medical Terms:::: Benign------What you be, afer you be eight. Artery-------The study of paintings Bacteria-----Back door to cafeteria Barium-----What doctors do when patients die Cesarean Section----a neighborhood in Rome Catscan-----searching for kitty Cauterize----made eye contact with her Coma--------a punctuation mark Dilate--------to live long Enema------not a friend Impotent----distinguished, well known Labor pain----getting hurt at work Terminal illness---getting sick at the airport Tumor-----one plus one more Urine----opposite of you're out Varicose-----Near
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