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Post by dreamy on Feb 1, 2008 7:16:22 GMT 10
Mary had just got married and, being a traditional Scottish bride, she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, they were staying at her mother's house, and she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her; "Don't worry, Mary, Tam's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be here making the mince." So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tam took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Mary ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mum, Mum, Tam's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Mary," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again.? When she got up in the bedroom, Tam? took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Mary ran downstairs to her mother. "Mum, Mum, Tam took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tam's a good? man.? Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got there, Tam took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Mary saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mum, Mum, " she said "Tam's got a foot and a half!" "Stay here lass and stir this mince." ;D
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witch
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Post by witch on Feb 2, 2008 9:39:50 GMT 10
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Post by LLady on Aug 13, 2009 7:19:47 GMT 10
Too funny!
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