Stress Jokes

[mollymorreen]

A Prayer for the Stressed
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they _issed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the _ss that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember.........
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to _iss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only
4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!!
Amen

[andi]

[witch]

Mollymorreen, I really did not know that only 4 muscles are busy there. Thanks for enlightening me.

May I copy this and send to some of my colleagues? They will love it as much as I do.

[mollymorreen]

Hey Witch,
Glad you like it. Make as many copies as you want!! Have fun!!

[witch]