Elly
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Post by Elly on Nov 11, 2005 19:28:44 GMT 10
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
10. Then there is the one where you have a spare seat beside you and some one asks,' is there any one sitting there'.
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Post by krystal on Nov 11, 2005 19:42:36 GMT 10
hehe the things we do.
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Post by LLady on Nov 12, 2005 20:19:04 GMT 10
1. "People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? "
#laugh# #laugh# #laugh#
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Post by dreamy on Nov 12, 2005 22:25:41 GMT 10
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the d**n floor.
Right! #happy# #happy#
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Post by albalassie on Nov 14, 2005 7:52:01 GMT 10
come on don't tell me you hiv never said at least one of those things in yer life. I canny lie .jist call me looser I hiv
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Post by dreamy on Nov 14, 2005 8:41:31 GMT 10
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Post by LLady on Nov 14, 2005 8:53:41 GMT 10
come on don't tell me you hiv never said at least one of those things in yer life. I canny lie .jist call me looser I hiv Well at least not those particular two anyway albalassie. I won't tell which ones I may have
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