Post by gale on Nov 25, 2005 7:35:37 GMT 10
A Scotsman was invited to attend a celebration. As the distance to his home was not far, he had walked through the wooded acres separating his property from that where the celebration was taking place.
The event had started early in the day and proceeded long into the night. As was his habit, the Scotsman had joined in every toast offered.
On the walk home in the early hours before dawn, he decided to sit a spell, leaning against a tree. As one might expect, sleep soon overtook him.
There were some wood-nymphs in this area of the woods. Two of the wood-nymphs were out and about where the Scotsman decided to rest.
The wood-nymphs had wondered about the statement that a 'true Scotsman' wears nothing under his kilt. They decided that they would find out!
Gently lifting the edge of the Scotsman's kilt, they discovered that the tale was true! A Scotsman wears nothing under his kilt.
The wood-nymphs felt bad about invading the Scotsman's privacy and decided to leave him a sign that they had been there. One took a blue satin ribbon from her hair and tied it around the Scotsman's 'family jewels'.
At sunrise, when the Scotsman awoke, he felt the typical urge to relieve himself. As he lifted his kilt, he noticed the blue ribbon. Looking down in amazement, he said aloud, "I don't recall what we did last night, laddie, but we won first place!!"
The event had started early in the day and proceeded long into the night. As was his habit, the Scotsman had joined in every toast offered.
On the walk home in the early hours before dawn, he decided to sit a spell, leaning against a tree. As one might expect, sleep soon overtook him.
There were some wood-nymphs in this area of the woods. Two of the wood-nymphs were out and about where the Scotsman decided to rest.
The wood-nymphs had wondered about the statement that a 'true Scotsman' wears nothing under his kilt. They decided that they would find out!
Gently lifting the edge of the Scotsman's kilt, they discovered that the tale was true! A Scotsman wears nothing under his kilt.
The wood-nymphs felt bad about invading the Scotsman's privacy and decided to leave him a sign that they had been there. One took a blue satin ribbon from her hair and tied it around the Scotsman's 'family jewels'.
At sunrise, when the Scotsman awoke, he felt the typical urge to relieve himself. As he lifted his kilt, he noticed the blue ribbon. Looking down in amazement, he said aloud, "I don't recall what we did last night, laddie, but we won first place!!"
;D 
