Elly
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Post by Elly on Dec 5, 2005 0:04:07 GMT 10
A Scotsman, Englishman and an irishman although already in the forces decided they'd join the S.A.S. Upon being called for an interview the recruiting sergeant explained that in order to be accepted into the special air services they must agree without hesitation to carry out any order whatever it may be, no questions just do it. All agreed no problem anything at all. Right say's the sarge to the englishman here's a gun go into the room next door and shoot the first person you see. Off he goes 2 mins later he's back "sarge i can't do it, it,s my wife for chris'sakes" No good to us get out. Next in goes jock 2 mins later back out puts gun on table " i cannae do it, it's my wee hen i willnae shoot my wife" Sarge say's no good to us get out. Sarge gives the gun to the irishman and sends him into the room the next thing "Bang Bang" followed by shouting and screaming, then silence .Next thing out comes the irishman hair all tossed, face bleeding waving the gun madly about. "Some ##### idiot loaded that ##### gun with blanks, I had to break her ##### neck"
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Post by LLady on Dec 5, 2005 8:22:23 GMT 10
A Scotsman, Englishman and an irishman although already in the forces decided they'd join the S.A.S. Upon being called for an interview the recruiting sergeant explained that in order to be accepted into the special air services they must agree without hesitation to carry out any order whatever it may be, no questions just do it. All agreed no problem anything at all. Right say's the sarge to the englishman here's a gun go into the room next door and shoot the first person you see. Off he goes 2 mins later he's back "sarge i can't do it, it,s my wife for chris'sakes" No good to us get out. Next in goes jock 2 mins later back out puts gun on table " i cannae do it, it's my wee hen i willnae shoot my wife" Sarge say's no good to us get out. Sarge gives the gun to the irishman and sends him into the room the next thing "Bang Bang" followed by shouting and screaming, then silence .Next thing out comes the irishman hair all tossed, face bleeding waving the gun madly about. "Some ##### idiot loaded that ##### gun with blanks, I had to break her ##### neck" ;D
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Post by Elly on Dec 5, 2005 19:31:46 GMT 10
An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are all stranded on an island. They've been there for years, when one day the englishman finds a lamp buried in the sand. He starts to polish it and out pops a genie. Oh thank you master says the genie, I will grant you all one wish! The Englishman says...Oh how I'd love to be at Lords sipping a Gin and Tonic, watching the cricket. Big flash, cloud of smoke and he's gone! The scotsman says...see you jimmy,I wish I was at Hampden Park with a few mates watching the football. Big flash , cloud of smoke and he's gone! The Irishman says "Bejesus its gonna be awful lonely here without them, can you bring them back" ? #happy#
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Post by krystal on Dec 9, 2005 19:29:15 GMT 10
#happy# #happy# #happy# #happy# I liked that one. #happy#
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Post by LLady on Dec 9, 2005 22:38:00 GMT 10
There is is going to be a fight! #happy#
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