Try to explain women

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Try to explain women Nov 28, 2005 8:17:52 GMT 10

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Post by dreamy on Nov 28, 2005 8:17:52 GMT 10

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

GOD says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

GOD says, "So they would love you!"

Dance like no one is watching, live like there is no tomorrow, love like you've never been hurt...Sing like no one is listening and live like it's heaven on earth. (Irish Saying)

"If you are looking for me,
look into your hearts.
This is where I have a home,
this is where I'm always with you."
(Antoine de Saint-Exupery)

LLady Moderator Posts: 7,487	Try to explain women Nov 28, 2005 8:23:43 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LLady on Nov 28, 2005 8:23:43 GMT 10 #laugh# #laugh# #laugh#
	To try is to risk failure. But risk must be taken because the greatest hazard of life is to risk nothing. The person who risks nothing does nothing, has nothing, is nothing. He may avoid suffering and sorrow, but he simply cannot learn, feel, change, grow, live, and love.

krystal Clan Chief william wallace junior Posts: 4,152	Try to explain women Nov 28, 2005 20:50:58 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by krystal on Nov 28, 2005 20:50:58 GMT 10 #laugh# #laugh#
	Many's the Mcgregor's who've battled foe Many the number slain Many the lads have fallen though Mcgregor's did rise again.

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