bordy
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Post by bordy on Nov 29, 2005 2:45:41 GMT 10
Last Xmas I ended up with two black eyes. The Mrs had hinted she wanted something that went from 0 to 100 in three seconds. So I bought her a set of bathroom scales.
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Post by albalassie on Nov 29, 2005 5:49:28 GMT 10
You deserved them #cheeky#
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Post by dreamy on Nov 29, 2005 9:34:04 GMT 10
I agree! At least you're lucky you're still alive!
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Elly
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Post by Elly on Nov 29, 2005 13:59:26 GMT 10
living dangerously #happy#
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Post by krystal on Nov 30, 2005 20:14:31 GMT 10
woman and scales in the one sentence DOES NOT go.
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Post by andi on Dec 24, 2005 6:14:06 GMT 10
The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ!" he shouted. Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde!"
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Post by andi on Dec 24, 2005 6:14:40 GMT 10
One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof. As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said "You know, I think you're the first reindeer I've ever seen in here." The reindeer looked hard at the hoofful of change and said "Hmmmpf. Let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices, I'm the last reindeer you'll see in here."
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