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BLONDE
Dec 12, 2005 20:22:47 GMT 10
Post by krystal on Dec 12, 2005 20:22:47 GMT 10
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
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BLONDE
Dec 12, 2005 21:26:12 GMT 10
Post by LLady on Dec 12, 2005 21:26:12 GMT 10
#happy#
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BLONDE
Dec 13, 2005 8:53:48 GMT 10
Post by dreamy on Dec 13, 2005 8:53:48 GMT 10
#cheeky# #cheeky# #happy# #happy#
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Elly
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BLONDE
Dec 13, 2005 17:45:35 GMT 10
Post by Elly on Dec 13, 2005 17:45:35 GMT 10
#happy# #happy#
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BLONDE
Dec 14, 2005 2:55:10 GMT 10
Post by megan4 on Dec 14, 2005 2:55:10 GMT 10
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BLONDE
Dec 14, 2005 3:02:14 GMT 10
Post by weewummin on Dec 14, 2005 3:02:14 GMT 10
that was good #happy#
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BLONDE
Dec 14, 2005 6:45:57 GMT 10
Post by weewummin on Dec 14, 2005 6:45:57 GMT 10
THE TALE OF THE BLONDE HORSEBACK RIDER > > > > > > > A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though > she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse > unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action. > > > > > As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde > begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, > but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the > horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway! > > > > > The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping > rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away > from the horse and throw herself to safety. > > > > > > Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she > is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is > struck against the ground over and over and over. > > > > > > As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments > away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank the Wal-Mart > greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse. > > >
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BLONDE
Dec 19, 2005 22:18:49 GMT 10
Post by krystal on Dec 19, 2005 22:18:49 GMT 10
#happy# #happy# #happy#
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BLONDE
Dec 21, 2005 17:51:09 GMT 10
Post by andi on Dec 21, 2005 17:51:09 GMT 10
#happy# Good ones!
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BLONDE
Dec 27, 2005 9:19:27 GMT 10
Post by smudger on Dec 27, 2005 9:19:27 GMT 10
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Q: Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice bottle? A: Because it said concentrate.
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Blonde Jokes Number 2
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Their are two blondes working at a company together. The rest are redheads and brunettes. One day a blonde came in and started yelling "I'm a light, I'm a light!" The boss went over to her and and told her that if she yelled that again she would get fired. So the next day the blonde came in yelling "I'm a light, I'm a light!" The boss went over too her and told her that she was fired. So she started to pack her bags and her other blonde friend was packing her bags too. The boss went over to her and said "Why are you packing your bags I fired your friend not you?" "I know", said the blonde "but how am I supposed to work without a light?"
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Blonde Jokes Number 3
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Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side!!!
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Blonde Jokes Number 4
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Q: Why do blondes have t-g-i-f on their shirts? A: It means this goes in front.
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Blonde Jokes Number 5
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What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
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Elly
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BLONDE
Dec 28, 2005 21:49:32 GMT 10
Post by Elly on Dec 28, 2005 21:49:32 GMT 10
#happy#
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The blonde says, "Heaven help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."
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BLONDE
Dec 28, 2005 22:21:08 GMT 10
Post by dreamy on Dec 28, 2005 22:21:08 GMT 10
#shock# #cheeky# #happy#
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