Post by dreamy on Dec 20, 2005 1:13:53 GMT 10
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... "duh"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter ! ! ! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years !" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out ! ! ! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets ! ! ! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms ! ! ! August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm.....car swamped, because top was down. September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is "C".....isn't it ? ? ? October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 ! ! ! December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone ! ! !
