Elly
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Post by Elly on Jan 1, 2006 9:44:36 GMT 10
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:
Dear Mum,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend.
I'll admit I guess I was attracted to him for all the wrong reasons, with all his piercing, tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
I know what we have together is true love, real passion and he is so nice to me.
But not only that Mum, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the scientists to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mum, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Just please try to be happy for me.
Some day we'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren, I promise.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mum, none of the above is true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer... I love you! Judy
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Post by dreamy on Jan 1, 2006 10:39:46 GMT 10
Oh my oh my, see this is why we love children and why they are giving you grey hairs!!! Good one, Elly! #happy#
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Post by andi on Jan 1, 2006 22:47:05 GMT 10
#ssmile#
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Post by LLady on Jan 2, 2006 12:28:18 GMT 10
#happy# #happy# #happy#
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