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Post by dreamy on Nov 6, 2005 2:55:06 GMT 10
"It's not like I don't know how to clean my gun!"
Inscription on a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!"
"Don't worry, it's not loaded!" (Terry Katk, rock musician, playing Russian Roulette)
"Honey, would you please give me a fork?" (The man who was said to own the first toaster)
"So, you're a cannibal?...."
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Post by Elly on Nov 6, 2005 6:16:35 GMT 10
"It's not like I don't know how to clean my gun!" Inscription on a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!" "Don't worry, it's not loaded!" (Terry Katk, rock musician, playing Russian Roulette) "Honey, would you please give me a fork?" (The man who was said to own the first toaster) "So, you're a cannibal?...."
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Post by smudger on Nov 15, 2005 9:02:00 GMT 10
Antoinette, Marie, Queen of France (1755-1793) "Pardonnez-moi, monsieur." Marie Antoinette was the wife of King Louis XVI. She was convicted of treason following the Revolution and sentenced to death by beheading. As she approached the guillotine, she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner.
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Post by LLady on Nov 16, 2005 3:31:02 GMT 10
"I never get lost."
"Wonder what this button does ?"
"You jump down and distract him, and I'll shoot him."
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Post by Elly on Nov 22, 2005 17:56:23 GMT 10
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
I can make this light before it changes.
Nice doggie.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
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