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Post by dreamy on Nov 11, 2005 6:50:53 GMT 10
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings": * The Engagement Ring * The Wedding Ring * The Suffe-Ring * The Endu-Ring
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie
And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise.
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates
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Post by LLady on Nov 12, 2005 18:52:11 GMT 10
"Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence."
It least it should be!
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Post by dreamy on Nov 13, 2005 7:40:49 GMT 10
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Marriage of Marxism and Feminism]
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran
To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash
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Post by smudger on Nov 14, 2005 22:49:32 GMT 10
Lol Dreamy liked all the quotes #ssmile# #laugh#
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Post by LLady on Nov 16, 2005 19:35:06 GMT 10
"The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband" #cry#
"The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one." #laugh#
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Post by smudger on Nov 20, 2005 8:58:29 GMT 10
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility. Leo Tolstoy **************** When asked his secret of love, being married fifty-four years to the same person, he said, "Ruth and I are happily incompatible." Billy Graham **************** Any fool can have a trophy wife. It takes a real man to have a trophy marriage. Diane Sollee, smartmarriages.com *************** One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with each other, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again. Judith Viorst ***************** Ann Meara of the comedy team Stiller and Meara observed awhile ago in a New York Times interview of her 30-plus year marriage, "Was it love at first sight? It wasn't then - but it sure is now." Ann Meara, New York Times ***************** For most people, a life lived alone, with passing strangers or passing lovers, is incoherent and ultimately unbearable. Someone must be there to know what we have done for those we love. Frank Pittman
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Post by LLady on Nov 20, 2005 9:14:55 GMT 10
"What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility. " ~Leo Tolstoy
Words to think about smudger thanks!
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Post by smudger on Dec 29, 2005 8:09:02 GMT 10
Yeah i liked some of the quotes as well LLady makes you think lol #shock#
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