Elly
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Post by Elly on Nov 10, 2005 16:36:35 GMT 10
Lawyer: Did you blow your horn or anything? Witness: After the accident? Lawyer: Before the accident. Witness: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it. Lawyer: How old is your son? The one living with you. Witness: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Lawyer: How long has he lived with you? Witness: Forty-five years. Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Lawyer: And why did that upset you? Witness: My name is Susan. Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated? Witness: By death. Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated? Lawyer: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult? Witness: We both do. Lawyer: Voodoo? Witness: We do. Lawyer: You do? Witness: Yes, voodoo. Lawyer: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: And what were you doing at that time? Lawyer: What is your date of birth? Witness: July fifteenth. Lawyer: What year? Witness: Every year. Lawyer: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? Witness: Yes Lawyer: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? Witness: Yes, sir. Lawyer: What did she say? Witness: She said 'What disco am I at?'
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Post by andi on Nov 11, 2005 2:35:01 GMT 10
Love them!
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Post by LLady on Nov 16, 2005 3:52:39 GMT 10
Lawyer: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: And what were you doing at that time?
If he doesn't know I wouldn'yt tell him #happy# #happy#
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Post by dreamy on Nov 17, 2005 23:48:45 GMT 10
Q: What happened then? A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me." Q: Did he kill you?
Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls?
Were you alone or by yourself?
Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture? A: That's me. Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?
Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now? A: I'll be three months on March 12th. Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th? A: Yes. Q: What were you doing at that time?
Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable? A: I used to be. Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
So, you were gone until you returned?
You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?
Q: Have you lived in this town all your life? A: Not yet.
A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."
Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary's Hospital? A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M. Q: And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct? A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!
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