Prayer For The Stressed

Elly
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Prayer For The Stressed Nov 5, 2005 9:34:59 GMT 10

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Post by Elly on Nov 5, 2005 9:34:59 GMT 10

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen

While there's leaves in the forest
and foam on the river,
McGregors despite them
shall flourish forever.

dreamy Clan Chief Posts: 34,259	Prayer For The Stressed Nov 6, 2005 0:21:22 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dreamy on Nov 6, 2005 0:21:22 GMT 10 I like the part about the four muscles...it's so great, Elly and most of us should be able to relate to that prayer, no? #ssmile#
	Dance like no one is watching, live like there is no tomorrow, love like you've never been hurt...Sing like no one is listening and live like it's heaven on earth. (Irish Saying) "If you are looking for me, look into your hearts. This is where I have a home, this is where I'm always with you." (Antoine de Saint-Exupery)

Elly Administrator Posts: 29,887	Prayer For The Stressed Nov 6, 2005 6:21:00 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Elly on Nov 6, 2005 6:21:00 GMT 10 Aye, I certainly can, loved it #ssmile#
	While there's leaves in the forest and foam on the river, McGregors despite them shall flourish forever.

LLady
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Prayer For The Stressed Nov 6, 2005 7:04:48 GMT 10

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Post by LLady on Nov 6, 2005 7:04:48 GMT 10

admin said:

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen

Amen!

To try is to risk failure. But risk must be taken because the greatest hazard of life is to risk nothing. The person who risks nothing does nothing, has nothing, is nothing. He may avoid suffering and sorrow, but he simply cannot learn, feel, change, grow, live, and love.

Prayer For The Stressed

Post by Elly on Nov 5, 2005 9:34:59 GMT 10

Post by dreamy on Nov 6, 2005 0:21:22 GMT 10

Post by Elly on Nov 6, 2005 6:21:00 GMT 10

Post by LLady on Nov 6, 2005 7:04:48 GMT 10