Post by dreamy on Jan 15, 2006 3:33:06 GMT 10
>> A father put his three-year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
>> listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:
>>
>> "God bless Mommy,
>> God bless Daddy,
>> God bless Grandma
>> and good-bye Grandpa."
>>
>> The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl
>> said,
>> "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
>>
>> The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
>> coincidence.
>> A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
>> prayers which went like this:
>>
>> "God bless Mommy,
>> God Bless Daddy
>> and good-bye Grandma."
>>
>> The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this
>> kid
>> is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was
>> going to bed the dad heard her say:
>>
>> "God bless Mommy
>> and good-bye Daddy."
>>
>> He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at
>> the crack! of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day,
>> had
>> lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until
>> midnight he would be okay.
>>
>> He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the
>> day
>> he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at
>> every
>> sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went
>> home.
>>
>> When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's
>> the
>> matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the
>> worst
>> day of my life."
>>
>> She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened
>> to
>> me. This morning the milkman dropped dead
>> on our porch."
>> listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:
>>
>> "God bless Mommy,
>> God bless Daddy,
>> God bless Grandma
>> and good-bye Grandpa."
>>
>> The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl
>> said,
>> "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
>>
>> The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
>> coincidence.
>> A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
>> prayers which went like this:
>>
>> "God bless Mommy,
>> God Bless Daddy
>> and good-bye Grandma."
>>
>> The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this
>> kid
>> is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was
>> going to bed the dad heard her say:
>>
>> "God bless Mommy
>> and good-bye Daddy."
>>
>> He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at
>> the crack! of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day,
>> had
>> lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until
>> midnight he would be okay.
>>
>> He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the
>> day
>> he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at
>> every
>> sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went
>> home.
>>
>> When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's
>> the
>> matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the
>> worst
>> day of my life."
>>
>> She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened
>> to
>> me. This morning the milkman dropped dead
>> on our porch."
