Post by weewummin on Jan 26, 2006 6:26:01 GMT 10
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
>> man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his
>> own hands!
>>
>> This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license
>> in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
>>
>>
>> DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
>> SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
>> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
>> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>>
>> DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
>> SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
>> SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
>> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>>
>> DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
>> SAFER: What did I do wrong.
>> SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
>> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>>
>> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
>> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
>> SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>>
>> DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
>> SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
>> SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
>> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
>>
>>
>> 13 Things PMS Stands For:
>>
>> 1. Pass My Shotgun
>> 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
>> 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
>> 4. Puffy Mid-Section
>> 5. People Make me Sick
>> 6. Provide Me with Sweets
>> 7. Pardon My Sobbing
>> 8. Pimples May Surface
>> 9. Pass My Sweatpants
>> 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
>> 11. Plainly; Men Suck
>> 12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...
>> 13. Potential Murder Suspect
>>
>> Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need
>> a good laugh! Or men who need a warning!
>>
>> And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings
>>
>> Another thing to giggle about...
>> My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
>> other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good
>> mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red
>> mark on his forehead.
>>
>> Maybe next time, he'll buy me diamonds. Here have some chocolate.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> I love~~love~~LOVE~IT !!!!! ESPECIALLY-------THE DIAMONDS !!!!!!!
>>
>>
>> man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his
>> own hands!
>>
>> This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license
>> in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
>>
>>
>> DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
>> SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
>> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
>> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>>
>> DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
>> SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
>> SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
>> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>>
>> DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
>> SAFER: What did I do wrong.
>> SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
>> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>>
>> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
>> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
>> SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>>
>> DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
>> SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
>> SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
>> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
>>
>>
>> 13 Things PMS Stands For:
>>
>> 1. Pass My Shotgun
>> 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
>> 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
>> 4. Puffy Mid-Section
>> 5. People Make me Sick
>> 6. Provide Me with Sweets
>> 7. Pardon My Sobbing
>> 8. Pimples May Surface
>> 9. Pass My Sweatpants
>> 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
>> 11. Plainly; Men Suck
>> 12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...
>> 13. Potential Murder Suspect
>>
>> Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need
>> a good laugh! Or men who need a warning!
>>
>> And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings
>>
>> Another thing to giggle about...
>> My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
>> other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good
>> mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red
>> mark on his forehead.
>>
>> Maybe next time, he'll buy me diamonds. Here have some chocolate.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> I love~~love~~LOVE~IT !!!!! ESPECIALLY-------THE DIAMONDS !!!!!!!
>>
>>
