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Post by dreamy on Nov 6, 2005 1:27:00 GMT 10
The Greatest Lies of all Time:
1. I love you
2. This won't hurt a bit
3. The cheque's in the mail
4. I was just going to call you
5. I swear I won't come in your mouth.
6. Of course I'll respect you in the morning
7. We have a really challenging assignment for you
8. I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you
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Post by Elly on Nov 6, 2005 6:18:30 GMT 10
aye #happy#
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Post by LLady on Nov 6, 2005 7:07:49 GMT 10
Baby, I'll never do it again. I promise!
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Post by dreamy on Nov 6, 2005 7:58:13 GMT 10
Baby, I'll never do it again. I promise! Another really GREAT one, good one, LLady!  |
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Post by LLady on Nov 8, 2005 19:37:24 GMT 10
The check is in the mail.
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Post by Elly on Nov 10, 2005 16:30:13 GMT 10
"The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie"
The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'" #happy#
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Post by dreamy on Nov 10, 2005 19:48:24 GMT 10
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'" #happy# Well...uhuuummmmm....  |
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Post by LLady on Nov 11, 2005 6:24:21 GMT 10
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"
I think thats all of us!
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Post by krystal on Nov 11, 2005 19:35:36 GMT 10
no not i, never have i done that #angel#
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Post by LLady on Nov 12, 2005 19:18:44 GMT 10
no not i, never have i done that #angel# well everyone except krystal #cheeky# |
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Post by smudger on Nov 15, 2005 8:58:36 GMT 10
The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation
1. I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help you.
2. Me? I've never busted minimums.
3. We will be on time, maybe even early.
4. Pardon me, ma'am, I seem to have lost my jet keys.
5. I have no interest in flying for the airlines.
6. I fixed it right the first time, it must have failed for other reasons.
7. All that turbulence spoiled my landing.
8. I'm a member of the mile high club.
9. I only need glasses for reading.
10. I broke out right at minimums.
11. The weather is gonna be alright; it's clearing to VFR.
12. Don't worry about the weight and balance -- it'll fly.
13. If we get a little lower I think we'll see the lights.
14. I'm 22, got 6000 hours, a four year degree and 3000 hours in a Lear.
15. We shipped the part yesterday.
16. I'd love to have a woman co-pilot.
17. All you have to do is follow the book.
18. This plane outperforms the book by 20 percent.
19. We in aviation are overpaid, underworked and well respected.
20. Oh sure, no problem, I've got over 2000 hours in that aircraft.
21. I have 5000 hours total time, 3200 are actual instrument.
22. No need to look that up, I've got it all memorized.
23. Sure I can fly it -- it has wings, doesn't it?
24. We'll be home by lunchtime.
25. Your plane will be ready by 2 o'clock.
26. I'm always glad to see the FAA.
27. We fly every day -- we don't need recurrent training.
28. It just came out of annual -- how could anything be wrong?
29. I thought YOU took care of that.
30. I've got the field in sight.
31. I've got the traffic in sight.
32. Of course I know where we are.
33. I'm SURE the gear was down.
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