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Post by dreamy on Feb 2, 2006 1:00:16 GMT 10
A rather well-proportioned blonde, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."
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Post by LLady on Feb 7, 2006 7:54:37 GMT 10
o noooo!
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Post by smudger on Mar 7, 2006 4:03:20 GMT 10
#laugh# #laugh# #laugh#
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Post by roper on Mar 8, 2006 1:47:18 GMT 10
on the subject of nude sunbathing, this is true story.. you all know my son is in the navy, they were in Spain last year. after they got back to Italy he calls home to tell me that they had been to spain and he had been to a nude beach there, but he says MOM I DIDNT LOOK i just walked on the beach yea right whats he think I just fell out of a tree
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Post by smudger on Mar 8, 2006 6:18:43 GMT 10
#confused# #laugh#
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Post by dreamy on Mar 8, 2006 7:24:34 GMT 10
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Post by roper on Mar 9, 2006 1:10:38 GMT 10
Och, OF COURSE he didn't look, roper ... and pigs can fly, eh? yep apparently he saw the pig's flying also
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