Elly
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Post by Elly on Feb 5, 2006 18:04:33 GMT 10
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises > coming from the bedroom. > > He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating > and panting. > > "What's up?" he says. > > "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. > > He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's > dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says: "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's > hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" > > The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into thebedroom, > past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, > there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. > > "You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a > heartattack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!" >
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Post by LLady on Feb 7, 2006 7:52:50 GMT 10
;D
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