Post by weewummin on Mar 18, 2006 6:42:40 GMT 10
Subject: Senior Bus Trip
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> A senior citizens' group charters a bus from San Angelo, TX to
> Branson. As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the
> driver and says, "I've just been molested!"
> The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he
> tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.
> A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that
> she was just molested.
> The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be
> molesting those old ladies?
> About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd
> been molested too.
> The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and pulls into the first
> rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old
> man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.
> "Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver.
> "I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I
> grab it, it runs away..
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> A senior citizens' group charters a bus from San Angelo, TX to
> Branson. As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the
> driver and says, "I've just been molested!"
> The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he
> tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.
> A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that
> she was just molested.
> The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be
> molesting those old ladies?
> About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd
> been molested too.
> The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and pulls into the first
> rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old
> man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.
> "Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver.
> "I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I
> grab it, it runs away..
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