Elly
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Post by Elly on Apr 4, 2006 4:26:17 GMT 10
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled 'You Can Be the Man of Your House'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The freakin' funeral director would be my guess."
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Post by dreamy on Apr 5, 2006 4:29:37 GMT 10
#cheeky# #happy# #happy#
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Post by smudger on Apr 7, 2006 8:29:39 GMT 10
Liked this one Dreamy #laugh# #wave#
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Post by bigal69 on Apr 15, 2006 8:35:47 GMT 10
very good
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Post by bigal69 on Apr 15, 2006 8:36:36 GMT 10
#ssmile#
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Post by smudger on Apr 26, 2006 15:02:53 GMT 10
Dream Man
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.
The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, for $100, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, took some money from his purse, and gladly pressed it into the young man's hand.
She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said, "Clean my house."
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