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Post by dreamy on Apr 12, 2006 22:59:38 GMT 10
Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled.
"Morons...." the third priest mutters and moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that , when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you."
They took the bus.
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Post by Elly on Apr 14, 2006 15:14:00 GMT 10
#happy# #happy#
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Post by smudger on Apr 26, 2006 14:57:09 GMT 10
#ssmile# #happy# #happy#
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