Post by Elly on Apr 23, 2006 19:20:37 GMT 10
Little Melissa comes home from school & tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint & we're Jewish, will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks, in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little."
"And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anymore."
Her father's heart swells with pride as he looks at his daughter, "that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard !"
"Thank you, daddy! I just knew you would like the idea," Melissa says, "And once that gets him out in the open, we could blow his @#%$ brains out".
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint & we're Jewish, will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks, in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little."
"And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anymore."
Her father's heart swells with pride as he looks at his daughter, "that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard !"
"Thank you, daddy! I just knew you would like the idea," Melissa says, "And once that gets him out in the open, we could blow his @#%$ brains out".
