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Post by dreamy on May 6, 2006 23:31:18 GMT 10
This bloke is sitting reading his Daily Record newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "Whit wis that fur?" he cries. "That wis for the piece of paper in yir trooser pockets with the name Mary-Rose written oan it," said she. "Don't be daft," he explains, "two weeks ago when I went to the races Mary-Rose wis the name of one o' the horses I bet on." She seems satisfied, apologises and goes off to do work around the house. Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him again with the frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes around, he says, "whit the hell wis that fur?" "Your horse phoned!" she said.
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Post by smudger on May 7, 2006 6:08:49 GMT 10
Q - What do you call a man without a spade in his head? A - Dougless
Q - What do you call a man with seagulls on his head ? A - Cliff
Q - What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ? A - Ed Wood
Q - What do you call a man with a swarm of bees round his head ? A - A. B. Hive
Q - What do you call a woman with a boat on her head ? A - Maude.
Q - What do you call a woman with a sheep on her head ? A - Baa-Baa-Ra
Q - What do you call a woman with a nut tree on her head ? A - Hazel
Q - What do you call a woman with sandpaper on her head ? A - Sandie
Q - What do you call a man with a computer on his head ? A - C. D. Ron
Q - What do you call a woman with a food mixer on her head ? A - Belinda
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