World Cup Joke

[Elly]

An English family head out one Saturday to do some shopping.


While in the sports shop the son picks up a Scotland football shirt and says
to His sister, "I've decided to be a Scotland Supporter and I would like
this for my birthday."

His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and
says, "Go talk to your mother."

So off goes the little lad with the blue football shirt in hand and finds
his mother. "Mum?"
"Yes son?"
I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I would
like this shirt for my birthday".

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and
says, "Go talk to your father."

Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"
Yes son?" I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I would like
this shirt for my birthday."

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says:
"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards
home. The father turns to his son and says; "Son, I hope you've Learned
something today?"

The son says, "Yes dad I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Scotland supporter for an hour and
already I hate you English B*****ds!

[dreamy]

#happy# #happy#

[smudger]

Americans in the World Cup
[e-mail] (Ken Johnson)
(smirk)

A colleague of mine says he picked up a copy of an American newspaper in
which the soccer correspondent complained that the World Cup competition
had been unfair to the US. The American team, he reported, had had to
play Trinidad and Tobago on the same day, whereas no other team had to
play more than one match a day.

[dreamy]

#happy#

[neil6147]

OH come on REF turn a blind eye and I shall buy you a drink after the match.