Post by Elly on Jun 15, 2006 20:20:18 GMT 10
40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollable
People in Scotland sunbathe
35 degrees - Italian cars won't start
People in Scotland drive with the windows down
20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves and wool hats
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt
15 degrees- Californians begin to evacuate the state
People in Scotland go swimming in the sea
0 degrees- New York Landlords turn the heat on
People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold
-10 degrees- People in Miami are extinct
People in Scotland lick flagpoles
-20 degrees- Californians all now live in Mexico
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket
-80 degrees- Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough
-100 degrees- Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps
-173 degrees- Ethyl alcohol freezes
People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs
-297 degrees- Microbial life starts to grind to a halt
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands
-460 degrees- ALL atomic motion stops
People in Scotland start saying "A bit hill billy...eh?"
-500 degrees- Hell freezes over = Scottish people support England in the World Cup
People in Scotland sunbathe
35 degrees - Italian cars won't start
People in Scotland drive with the windows down
20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves and wool hats
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt
15 degrees- Californians begin to evacuate the state
People in Scotland go swimming in the sea
0 degrees- New York Landlords turn the heat on
People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold
-10 degrees- People in Miami are extinct
People in Scotland lick flagpoles
-20 degrees- Californians all now live in Mexico
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket
-80 degrees- Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough
-100 degrees- Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps
-173 degrees- Ethyl alcohol freezes
People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs
-297 degrees- Microbial life starts to grind to a halt
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands
-460 degrees- ALL atomic motion stops
People in Scotland start saying "A bit hill billy...eh?"
-500 degrees- Hell freezes over = Scottish people support England in the World Cup
