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Post by dreamy on Oct 24, 2006 1:42:17 GMT 10
My neighbour has a puppy he's giving away (FREE!). It's a Dachshund, it's house broken, and it's great with kids. He's giving it away because his wife says the dog 'stares' at her when she is undressing, and that gives her the 'Heebie Jeebies'. I think she is just over reacting. If you're interested, or know someone who is, let me know. Here's a picture of the dog: www.electricscotland.com/esforums/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=655; |
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Post by smudger on Oct 25, 2006 5:33:55 GMT 10
Well i would start to get worried as well if my dog had such a head on it ...lol #happy#
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Post by desertrose on Oct 29, 2006 19:30:15 GMT 10
bwahahahahahahahaha Too funny, Dreamer. I would be very concerned as well. Perhaps the owner can find some of those sleep blinders in the mean time to cover his eyes!
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Post by ladyoftheloch on Nov 4, 2006 23:34:42 GMT 10
hahahahahaha I was thinking it was gonna be a cute little thing hahahahahahaha
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Post by desertrose on Nov 9, 2006 11:34:18 GMT 10
hey! My dogs stare as me when I get dressed as well! They want to know what I plan to do and where I am going and if I am indeed returning. Just the nature of the dog! LOL But all in all, that was pretty hysterical, Dreamy!
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Post by smudger on Nov 11, 2006 1:44:24 GMT 10
Some self-evident truths about pets...
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.
Dogs shed, cats shred.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
People that hate cats will come back as dogs in their next life.
We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: Why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?
Women and cats will do as they please... men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
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Post by andi on Nov 11, 2006 1:55:56 GMT 10
#happy#
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Post by desertrose on Nov 12, 2006 16:06:45 GMT 10
all those were pretty funny, Smudger! Thanks for sharing. I or my dogs could relate to several of those! LOL I swear my dogs know when I am about to wake up and they bug me unmercifully and I am not a morning person!  |
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Post by dreamy on Nov 12, 2006 19:18:50 GMT 10
Some self-evident truths about pets... Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner. Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. People that hate cats will come back as dogs in their next life. We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: Why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls? Women and cats will do as they please... men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. Thise are too funny - and true, eh?   |
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Post by andi on Nov 13, 2006 5:29:44 GMT 10
all those were pretty funny, Smudger! Thanks for sharing. I or my dogs could relate to several of those! LOL I swear my dogs know when I am about to wake up and they bug me unmercifully and I am not a morning person! That's the same with us, Rose. #happy# I love to have a long lie in, Keira doesn't like that at all. She needs to get used to that though. #happy# |
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Post by smudger on Nov 14, 2006 6:34:45 GMT 10
I like a long lie in as well but Keira does not believe in such things , everyday she wakes me up at almost the same time . On a day off it is annoying ..but i love my pup and accept that she is used to our daily routine .
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Post by desertrose on Nov 14, 2006 8:44:49 GMT 10
It is so funny how so many of our animals have these "internal clocks." LOL I had to start putting Irish in a crate to sleep at night cause she was bugging me at all hours of the night to go outside and if I would not get up to let her out, she started pottying in my guest room...of all places! Well I cured that one and put her in her doggy crate at night. She doesn't like it, but I am now able to get a good night sleep and when she starts whining I tell her to hush and go back to sleep and she does! LOL Her crate is right next to my side of the bed and when I let her out, the first place I let her out to is the back yard to do her business! So y'all might want to consider that, if you have not already.
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