Signs of Our Times...

[maroonman]

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14 You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No. 9 on this list.

AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF....

[Elly]

maroonman said:

u turn around to go and get it.



14 You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No. 9 on this list.

AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF....

yep thats me, I did it

[ladyoftheloch]

I did that too.... #laugh# ugh, but isn't that whole thing true...hahahahaha

[dreamy]

admin said:

maroonman said:

u turn around to go and get it.



14 You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No. 9 on this list.

AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF....

yep thats me, I did it

I'm the same exactly; oh how true is this?

[smudger]

In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.

[smudger]

How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

[smudger]

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter:
Mother: "What does the cow say?"

Child: "Moooo!"

Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"

Child: "Meow."

Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"

And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, "Bud Lite."

[dreamy]

#happy# #happy#

[glamrockdj]

Brilliant