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Post by andi on Nov 11, 2006 23:37:45 GMT 10
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Post by marion on Nov 15, 2006 21:30:33 GMT 10
Hi andi - Have had lots of these downloads from a mate in Scotland - they are very funny. Hope You and Yours are doing OK.
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Post by andi on Nov 15, 2006 21:37:54 GMT 10
They're just great, eh? ;D
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Post by smudger on Dec 2, 2006 1:39:18 GMT 10
Police Quotes
The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Just how big were those two beers?
"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
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Post by campsie on Dec 2, 2006 9:10:35 GMT 10
 surprised that got past the Mrs mate
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Post by Elly on Dec 2, 2006 16:48:32 GMT 10
#happy#
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Post by smudger on Dec 2, 2006 23:38:05 GMT 10
She hasnae seen them yet #laugh#
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Post by campsie on Dec 3, 2006 3:48:25 GMT 10
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Post by andi on Dec 3, 2006 6:02:49 GMT 10
The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile. The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?   Have to remember them next time! |
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Post by smudger on Dec 4, 2006 21:14:48 GMT 10
#cheeky# #bow#
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can i watch if you is