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Post by Elly on Nov 17, 2006 11:05:05 GMT 10

Its hell getting old An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his
tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "Chuck, everything
looks great.

How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with
God?"

Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
the bathroom, POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the light
goes off. " WOW, That's incredible" the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife. "Mary," he
says, "Chuck is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and
POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done POOF! the
light goes off?

"Oh my God!" Mary exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!

While there's leaves in the forest
and foam on the river,
McGregors despite them
shall flourish forever.

dreamy Clan Chief Posts: 34,259	Wrong Light Nov 17, 2006 23:30:23 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dreamy on Nov 17, 2006 23:30:23 GMT 10
	Dance like no one is watching, live like there is no tomorrow, love like you've never been hurt...Sing like no one is listening and live like it's heaven on earth. (Irish Saying) "If you are looking for me, look into your hearts. This is where I have a home, this is where I'm always with you." (Antoine de Saint-Exupery)

neil6147 Moderator Posts: 672	Wrong Light Nov 18, 2006 0:24:16 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by neil6147 on Nov 18, 2006 0:24:16 GMT 10 So was this the start of Frozen Peas

andi Moderator Posts: 25,764	Wrong Light Nov 18, 2006 7:03:21 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by andi on Nov 18, 2006 7:03:21 GMT 10 I hope not #happy#
	Friends are like quiet angels who lift our feet when our wings forget how to fly

Elly Administrator Posts: 29,887	Wrong Light Nov 18, 2006 11:57:03 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Elly on Nov 18, 2006 11:57:03 GMT 10 neil6147 said: So was this the start of Frozen Peas always wondered where they got their name
	While there's leaves in the forest and foam on the river, McGregors despite them shall flourish forever.

dreamy Clan Chief Posts: 34,259	Wrong Light Nov 18, 2006 21:47:59 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dreamy on Nov 18, 2006 21:47:59 GMT 10
	Dance like no one is watching, live like there is no tomorrow, love like you've never been hurt...Sing like no one is listening and live like it's heaven on earth. (Irish Saying) "If you are looking for me, look into your hearts. This is where I have a home, this is where I'm always with you." (Antoine de Saint-Exupery)

Post by Elly on Nov 17, 2006 11:05:05 GMT 10

Post by dreamy on Nov 17, 2006 23:30:23 GMT 10

Post by neil6147 on Nov 18, 2006 0:24:16 GMT 10

Post by andi on Nov 18, 2006 7:03:21 GMT 10

Post by Elly on Nov 18, 2006 11:57:03 GMT 10

Post by dreamy on Nov 18, 2006 21:47:59 GMT 10