It Wisnae Me!

[Elly]

It Wisnae Me!

As the crowded lift descended from the top floor in the Jenners department store in Princes Street, Edinburgh, Mrs Magildicuddie became increasingly furious with her husband, who was only too pleased to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the lift stopped at the ground floor, the blonde suddenly whirled around, slapped Mr Magildicuddie, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!" Mr Magildicuddie looked shocked and he was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he finally blurted out, "I . . . I . . . didn't pinch that girl." "Of course you didn't," said his wife, consolingly. "I did."

[smudger]

Ooops poor guy can happen .

[dreamy]

He shouldn't have shown how pleased he was; bad tactics... #happy#

[smudger]

Peed Soup


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Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary was incredulous, and said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're going to eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"

The laughing missionary said, "I just peed in their soup!"

[LLady]

smudger said:

Peed Soup


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Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary was incredulous, and said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're going to eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"

The laughing missionary said, "I just peed in their soup!"