Elly
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Post by Elly on Dec 15, 2006 17:31:32 GMT 10
A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they’ve been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, “That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?” The husband thinks for a moment and replies, “Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday; but Friday, I play golf.”
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Post by smudger on Dec 16, 2006 1:17:22 GMT 10
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Post by dreamy on Dec 16, 2006 3:58:29 GMT 10
#happy# #cheeky# #cheeky# Oh my oh my...
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Post by smudger on Dec 17, 2006 8:55:23 GMT 10
Just a joke dreamy #cheeky#
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Post by smudger on Jan 11, 2007 20:59:09 GMT 10
Wife was mad at me Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night!
She went on and on and wouldn't stop!
The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen.
How do you do that? Says the other.
It's easy! I turn off the light!
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Post by andi on Feb 3, 2007 19:12:52 GMT 10
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings": * The Engagement Ring * The Wedding Ring * The Suffe-Ring * The Endu-Ring
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Post by dreamy on Feb 5, 2007 7:46:03 GMT 10
How so true! #happy#
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