Post by dreamy on Dec 17, 2006 4:45:21 GMT 10
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
>
> MARIA: Here it is.
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> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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> CLASS: Maria.
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> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
>
> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
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> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
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> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>
> GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
>
> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>
> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
> have ten years ago.
>
> WINNIE: Me!
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>
> TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
>
> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
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> MILLIE: I is...
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> TEACHER: No, Millie.... Always say, "I am."
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> MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
> punish him?
>
> LOUIS: Nothing! Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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>
> TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
> eating?
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> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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>
>
> TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did you copy his?
>
> CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
>
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> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> people are no longer interested?
>
> HAROLD: A teacher
>
>
> MARIA: Here it is.
>
> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>
> CLASS: Maria.
> ____________________________________
>
>
> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
>
> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
> __________________________________________
>
> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
>
> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
>
> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>
> GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
> ____________________________________________
>
> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
>
> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
>
> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>
> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
>
> __________________________________
>
> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
> have ten years ago.
>
> WINNIE: Me!
>
> __________________________________________
>
>
> TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
>
> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
> _______________________________________
>
> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
>
> MILLIE: I is...
>
> TEACHER: No, Millie.... Always say, "I am."
>
> MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
>
> _________________________________
>
> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
> punish him?
>
> LOUIS: Nothing! Because George still had the ax in his hand.
>
> ______________________________________
>
>
> TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
> eating?
>
> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
>
> ______________________________
>
>
> TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did you copy his?
>
> CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
>
> ___________________________________
> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> people are no longer interested?
>
> HAROLD: A teacher
>