Post by dreamy on Mar 4, 2007 2:26:44 GMT 10
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before
him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces
herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads:
"If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
lost 10 lb. as promised.
He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands
the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent
shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he does, it's
definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four
days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself to discover
that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
lb. program..
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This is our
most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies,"I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds a huge, muscular, 6'6" hairy man wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:, "I'm Leroy. If I catch
you, you're mine..."
program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before
him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces
herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads:
"If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
lost 10 lb. as promised.
He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands
the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent
shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he does, it's
definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four
days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself to discover
that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
lb. program..
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This is our
most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies,"I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds a huge, muscular, 6'6" hairy man wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:, "I'm Leroy. If I catch
you, you're mine..."