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Post by dreamy on Apr 7, 2007 20:40:07 GMT 10
Husband and Wife To: "My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight." When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table: "My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18... Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow." ;D
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Post by Elly on Apr 8, 2007 12:55:04 GMT 10
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Post by mcnass on Apr 13, 2007 2:20:27 GMT 10
That really sounds 'british'.... ;D
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Post by smudger on Apr 16, 2007 19:38:19 GMT 10
Marital Bliss
A husband and wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. The man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill." She ignored the remark.
A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, your butt really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
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Post by dreamy on Apr 16, 2007 22:56:12 GMT 10
Smart woman, I love it!
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Post by LLady on Apr 27, 2007 7:33:05 GMT 10
Firm Up!
One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his member. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."
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Post by LLady on Apr 27, 2007 7:34:39 GMT 10
Arranged Marriage?
Daughter - Mum, is it true that in India a woman does not know her husband until she marries him? Mum - That's happens everywhere dear.
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Post by Elly on Apr 27, 2007 9:59:39 GMT 10
Arranged Marriage? Daughter - Mum, is it true that in India a woman does not know her husband until she marries him? Mum - That's happens everywhere dear. so true
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