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Post by glamrockdj on Apr 25, 2007 22:56:14 GMT 10
Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl,
so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old
Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was
so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.
"Since you're a woman," the doctor said,
"your heart is just below your left breast. Why do you ask?"
She hung up without answering.
Later that night,
Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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Post by dreamy on Apr 25, 2007 23:05:07 GMT 10
Oh, that's BAD!!!
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Post by mcnass on Apr 26, 2007 6:33:07 GMT 10
I like jokes like that....
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Post by smudger on Apr 26, 2007 16:14:07 GMT 10
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Post by Elly on Apr 26, 2007 19:39:23 GMT 10
naughty but nice
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