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Post by dreamy on May 18, 2007 22:48:59 GMT 10
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy O'Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Big Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little S***, O'Conner?" says Big Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Big Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand as well?" "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
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Post by mcnass on May 20, 2007 3:52:21 GMT 10
Yep, make one mistake and you pay for the rest of the day... ;D
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