Post by dreamy on Nov 6, 2007 22:52:03 GMT 10
ARTERY: The study of paintings
BACTERIA: Back door to a cafeteria
BARIUM: What doctors do when patients die
BENIGN: What you be after you be eight.
CAESAREAN SECTIION: A neighbourhood in Rome
CATSCAN: Searching for Kitty
CAUTERIZE: Made eye contact with her
COLIC: A sheep dog
COMA: A punctuation mark
DILATE: To live long
ENEMA: Not a friend
FESTER: Quicker than someone else
FIBULA: A small lie
IMPOTENT: Distinguished, well known
LABOUR PAIN: Getting hurt at work
MEDICAL STAFF: A Doctor's cane
MORBID: A higher offer
NITRATES: Cheaper than day rates
NODE: I knew it
OUTPATIENT: A person who has fainted
PELVIS: Second cousin to Elvis
POST OPERATIVE: A letter carrier
RECOVERY ROOM: Place to do upholstery
RECTUM: Nearly killed him
SECRETION: Hiding something
SEIZURE: Roman emperor
TABLET: A small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS: Getting sick at the airport
TUMOUR: One plus one more
URINE: Opposite of you're out
2 x CONDOMS: To be sure, To be sure.
BACTERIA: Back door to a cafeteria
BARIUM: What doctors do when patients die
BENIGN: What you be after you be eight.
CAESAREAN SECTIION: A neighbourhood in Rome
CATSCAN: Searching for Kitty
CAUTERIZE: Made eye contact with her
COLIC: A sheep dog
COMA: A punctuation mark
DILATE: To live long
ENEMA: Not a friend
FESTER: Quicker than someone else
FIBULA: A small lie
IMPOTENT: Distinguished, well known
LABOUR PAIN: Getting hurt at work
MEDICAL STAFF: A Doctor's cane
MORBID: A higher offer
NITRATES: Cheaper than day rates
NODE: I knew it
OUTPATIENT: A person who has fainted
PELVIS: Second cousin to Elvis
POST OPERATIVE: A letter carrier
RECOVERY ROOM: Place to do upholstery
RECTUM: Nearly killed him
SECRETION: Hiding something
SEIZURE: Roman emperor
TABLET: A small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS: Getting sick at the airport
TUMOUR: One plus one more
URINE: Opposite of you're out
2 x CONDOMS: To be sure, To be sure.
