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Nov 18, 2006 7:02:04 GMT 10
Post by campsie on Nov 18, 2006 7:02:04 GMT 10
We know we are never going to understand women.When you consider how they can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto the upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a
SPIDER
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Nov 19, 2006 20:34:52 GMT 10
Post by maroonman on Nov 19, 2006 20:34:52 GMT 10
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Nov 20, 2006 2:49:01 GMT 10
Post by andi on Nov 20, 2006 2:49:01 GMT 10
Well, our hairs are not that alive and creepy. After all it's you men who prefer hairless legs most.
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Jan 23, 2007 13:39:04 GMT 10
Post by LLady on Jan 23, 2007 13:39:04 GMT 10
Slogans for Women's T-shirts
1. So many men, so few who can afford me. 2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends. 3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going. 4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all. 5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips. 6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog. 7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich. 8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. 9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. 10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off. 11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. 12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun. 13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? 14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. 15. I hate everybody...and you're next. 16. And your point is...? 17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. 18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. 19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time. 20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. 21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. 22. All stressed out and no one to choke. 23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. 24. How can I miss you if you won't go away? 25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not. 26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy. 27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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Jan 23, 2007 13:55:49 GMT 10
Post by LLady on Jan 23, 2007 13:55:49 GMT 10
Can't take the boiling wax thing myself, but I have held, played with, and allowed one of these to walk up my arm.
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Jan 23, 2007 14:38:01 GMT 10
Post by Elly on Jan 23, 2007 14:38:01 GMT 10
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Elly
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Jan 23, 2007 14:43:37 GMT 10
Post by Elly on Jan 23, 2007 14:43:37 GMT 10
Can't take the boiling wax thing myself, but I have held, played with, and allowed one of these to walk up my arm. I have moved house to get away from things that look a lot like that Have heard of that to treat a phobia of them, was that why you did it Jacqui?, or just you don't mind them, either way you are so brave.
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Jan 23, 2007 22:06:32 GMT 10
Post by LLady on Jan 23, 2007 22:06:32 GMT 10
Funny thing elly. I wasn't afraid of her, she was actually someones pet. With her kind unless you make a sudden move you're pretty safe. If you drop her she's broken.
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Feb 17, 2007 3:51:47 GMT 10
Post by andi on Feb 17, 2007 3:51:47 GMT 10
Why It's Great To Be A Woman
Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies (you get the point). You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay. You know The Truth about whether size matters. Speeding ticket? What's that? New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life. You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned in high school. If you have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, you're not the devil. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex. If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower (unless your military). Brad Pitt. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper. No one passes out when you take off your shoes. If you forget to shave, no one has to know. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her butt. If you have a zit, you can conceal it. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. You have the ability to dress yourself. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend it's aftershave. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist. You can quickly end any fight by crying. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. You've never had a goatee. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable. You'll never regret piercing your ears. You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. You don't have hair on your back. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
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