A Blonde's Year In Review

[dreamy]

January

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March

Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'

April

Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May

Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of

water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June

Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,

the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August

Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....

car swamped because soft-top was open.

September

The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October

Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour

per pound and I weigh 108!!

December

Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

[mcnass]

Nice....
there might be other things that count.

[dreamy]

As speaking of blondes, you mean? I'm no going into detail, that would be your turn, Mike!

[mcnass]

well, eh, I'm just an innocent man who tries to see the good in everything....

[dreamy]

Innocent and man are a contradiction, dear Mike...

[neil6147]

I shall ask my Blonde 13 year old Grand Daughter if these are correct.

[mcnass]

Innocent and man are a contradiction

sure, sure, just like women and broom sticks.....

[mollymorreen]

Here's one for y'all
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Kentucky. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting. "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching their full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrased ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little __astard on your knee!"

[mcnass]

Well, thats exactly what I meant.... ;D