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Post by smudger on Feb 27, 2007 8:17:13 GMT 10
Dreamy i might shock you because i have no qualms about doing any housework or washing etc .... #cheeky#
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Post by dreamy on Feb 28, 2007 0:25:08 GMT 10
I'm not easily shocked, smudger and you know I was joking. Actually I know you are quite talented with doing work around the house but just couldn't resist to answer your reply... #ssmile# You wouldn't have expected me letting you through without any comment? #angel# #happy#
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Post by mcnass on Feb 28, 2007 0:31:50 GMT 10
No, of course not since we are talking to women...
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Post by smudger on Mar 1, 2007 21:35:19 GMT 10
I know Petra #happy#
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Post by dreamy on Mar 1, 2007 22:42:58 GMT 10
No, of course not since we are talking to women... #foottap# #foottap#
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Post by dreamy on Mar 1, 2007 22:43:43 GMT 10
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Post by andi on Mar 2, 2007 7:04:55 GMT 10
#ssmile#
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Post by smudger on Mar 8, 2007 21:25:06 GMT 10
Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Gas (at either end) is cool.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
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Post by mcnass on Mar 10, 2007 21:40:40 GMT 10
No comments to these wise word until now? That tells me a lot.......
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Post by dreamy on Mar 16, 2007 16:32:25 GMT 10
Drinks Show Your Personality Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE & YOUR APPROACH! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target. Drink : Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. . . PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE! THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut: Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid < /I>. Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay
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Post by smudger on Mar 16, 2007 17:22:51 GMT 10
Reflecting back on personal experiences , i would say the things for women are quite accurate . For men , i must also say that the list is accurate ...
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Post by dreamy on Mar 18, 2007 4:22:39 GMT 10
Do men feel discriminated now? ;D
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